Some say that I'm very, very bald. They would be correct. Some say that I have the sharp wit and vast vocabulary of a Mark Twain/Oscar Wilde love child. They would also be correct, but the other form of correct which means utterly, totally wrong.
What can I tell you about myself? Let's get the boring age, gender, location stuff out the way first (of course, that's a meaning of first that means in the third paragraph of the second section). I'm a 25 year old male living in the amazingly sunny and beautiful section of the world - I'm sorry, I can't do that with a straight face, I'll start again. I'm a 25 year old male living in the amazing grey and dreary section of the world, Nottingham, England. England, as we know, is home to the Englans, so I must confess, I am one of those Englans.
I studied Computer Games Design at Staffordshire University in the retro years of 2006-2009, and came out of the ordeal with multiple bruises and a degree. I am currently in work, and as is natural for a Computer Games Design graduate, I've been working in admin. Recently, I have been working in hospitals and, even more recently, schools. I can also claim to be a published journalist - I wrote for Yu-Gi-Oh! World GX magazine until it's demise, which I swear I had nothing to do with, honest judge.
My dream is to make it as a pro-wrestler, and it's a dream that I'm well on the way to achieving - I've been performing infront of a paying crowd, as the character "The Ghost In The System" Syntax. My back up dream is yet to be decided, so if you have a spare back up dream you fancy being considered, loved and, ultimately, procrastinated over, please let me know.