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I like her,
She likes me,
But she's into polygamy,

I'm a mono-guy,
Yet she says this ain't an issue,
She won't say why we won't fit.

VERSE TWO!

Her best friend,
She likes me,
Won't admit but clear as day,

She's a lovely girl,
We could be friends for years,
But I fear this could get out of hand.
This week;
1. Got a fantastic lovely new phone (ignoring the fact that I had to get it only because I had 4 phones die on me within 10 days of each other)
2. Became a fully-qualified personal trainer!
3. Got a permanent job with my current employer, who I love to bits.

#catabehappy
We Came As Romans
Not too bad for a phone capture with a little editing, I reckon
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Andrew Parker
United Kingdom
Some say that I'm very, very bald. They would be correct. Some say that I have the sharp wit and vast vocabulary of a Mark Twain/Oscar Wilde love child. They would also be correct, but the other form of correct which means utterly, totally wrong.

What can I tell you about myself? Let's get the boring age, gender, location stuff out the way first (of course, that's a meaning of first that means in the third paragraph of the second section). I'm a 25 year old male living in the amazingly sunny and beautiful section of the world - I'm sorry, I can't do that with a straight face, I'll start again. I'm a 25 year old male living in the amazing grey and dreary section of the world, Nottingham, England. England, as we know, is home to the Englans, so I must confess, I am one of those Englans.

I studied Computer Games Design at Staffordshire University in the retro years of 2006-2009, and came out of the ordeal with multiple bruises and a degree. I am currently in work, and as is natural for a Computer Games Design graduate, I've been working in admin. Recently, I have been working in hospitals and, even more recently, schools. I can also claim to be a published journalist - I wrote for Yu-Gi-Oh! World GX magazine until it's demise, which I swear I had nothing to do with, honest judge.

My dream is to make it as a pro-wrestler, and it's a dream that I'm well on the way to achieving - I've been performing infront of a paying crowd, as the character "The Ghost In The System" Syntax. My back up dream is yet to be decided, so if you have a spare back up dream you fancy being considered, loved and, ultimately, procrastinated over, please let me know.
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I used to love writing journals on here. Just have a look back sometime and you'll see rants and whatnot. I would have bounded home from work, university or satanic goat rituals in order to free the fruits of my current disgusts. It was a cathartic activity, it was like a blast of cool air through the body and suddenly, I'd be happy again.

Or maybe I'm over-selling the effect of tippy-tapping away on a keyboard for 20 minutes. Whatever - the point is that I enjoyed it. And it makes me sad that I no longer do this. 

I blame it on many things. My laptop keyboard doesn't allow me to type I, K or a comma, meaning I have to use a silly external keyboard if I want to write I know, right? I'm not in my home for a lot of the time anyway, due to wrestling training, gym sessions, work life and that whole silly being out and about living thing that seems to be all the rage nowadays. And, generally speaking, if I'm at home, and with the laptop on, it'll normally be running through the main TV to provide the household with some form of entertainment - most likely involving people with gruff voices and silly costumes, hitting each other in convoluted storylines. 

Or maybe some wrestling, if we've already caught up on Gotham.

Maybe it's that I'm not finding that much to be disgusted at anymore. Maybe, as I inch my way towards 29, and afterwards, 29 again, I'm mellowing out. I'm still witnessing the same hate that spews from certain sectors of the world, but maybe I'm less inclined to advise they find a cactus, take it on a romantic date and give it the full package. 

But I don't think so. Because as my fingers are tapping away, I find myself wanting to rant and vent and do it all at once. If I surrender control to my hands the words will just fall over each other, 3 stooges style. It's not a bad thing at all - I'm a happy, happy person. But we all need to vent, to grab all that boils under the brain-pan and paint it all over the pixels for folk to see. It doesn't make you any less of a good person, a happy person, a sane person. To be irritated and angered is part of the human condition, it's what we all signed up for when we pushed into this existence and proclaimed we wanted all the cake, and wanted it now. 

Maybe I'll tap down my latest irritations soon. Be warned =P
  • Listening to: Envy - Insomniac Doze
  • Reading: The Midwich Cuckoos
  • Watching: Gotham
  • Playing: Fallout 3

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kanashi-neko-22 Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2014
Thank you for the watch
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Cataclismic Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2014
Anytime!
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A-F-U-L-i Featured By Owner May 20, 2013
Thanks for the watch!!!!^^ you are starting the attention!:D
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Cataclismic Featured By Owner May 20, 2013
That's the plan! You're so nice about asking for help, that I can't not help in that little way!
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A-F-U-L-i Featured By Owner May 20, 2013
Hahaha! Such an awesome plan then!! XD
Thanks for your support, and btw, im submitting more of my photographs, i hope you enjoy them since you are a photographer as well!
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Cataclismic Featured By Owner May 20, 2013
I'm sure I will, if they're as good as your drawings then I can't wait to see them! =D
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FireWolfStar12 Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2013  Student General Artist
:3
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Cataclismic Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2013
IT'S YOU!
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FireWolfStar12 Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2013  Student General Artist
I know right :D
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Cataclismic Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2013
Indeed! How's life treating you?
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